I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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