Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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