Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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