I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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