He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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