That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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