**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
