just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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