Having a random hookup so left but love u
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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