I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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