shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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