So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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