Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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