I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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