Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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