is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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