sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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