How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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