Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
