sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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