I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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