I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
why is half of my head shaved?
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