We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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