My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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