I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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