i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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