chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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