alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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