is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
