i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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