is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
