We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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