Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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