Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i permit you to call me
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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