I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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