At least make sure they are 18
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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