We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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