I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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