why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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