That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
do nipples grow back?
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