So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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