Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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