No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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