google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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