I accidentally burped into my bong.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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