do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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