she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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