? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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its like you know when i get waxed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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