You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I don't think brook has ever known best
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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