This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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