he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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