I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
