It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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