Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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