Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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