Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only a mothe r could love this liver
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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